- friend: i'm totally in love with this 18 year old actor he's so old right omg that's so weird
- me: yeah...........old........totally weird
- Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
- Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
- Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
- School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.




